![]() From there a series of tasks present themselves to the player and before long, the game has opened up into a small but adventure-filled sandbox world. Goat Simulator begins with a cold open – a simple goat standing in a field, with uber-brief control instructions and a simple quest to complete. Even more thankfully still, the game is fantastic – one of the best releases of 2014 to date. Thankfully, the kind developers at Coffee Stain Studios have built a powerful Goat Simulator to help the current generation further the research and improve the literature. But still, mysteries are left to man and science on the nature of these beasts. They’re indestructible, able to climb ladders, use explosives, glue objects to their infinitely-expanding prehensile tongues, and headbutt targets with freight train force. ![]() What do we really know about goats? Sure, they’re four legged, sideways-eyed demonic vassals of the Devil.
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